One of 100 Thousand Billion Poems
by Raymond Queneau

At five precisely out went La Marquise
Licks round carved marble chops on snails full-blown
Upon his old oak chest he cuts his cheese
And loudly sang off-key without a tone
Oh how oh how he hates such pilferings
When flame a form to wrath ancestral gave
The fertile mother changeling drops like kings
That every verbal shock aims to deprave
Poetic licence needs no strain or stress
A piercing wit would sprightliest horses flog
And played their mountain croquet jungle chess
But I can understand you Brother Gog
Poor reader smile before your lips go numb
The best of all things to an end must come